lordfocker:

If a memory wiping device was created I would literally just use it to forget about my favourite tv series and movies to watch them all over again.

snowongallifrey:

a guy on the train just finished his book and started a new one immediately i think that is the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen

caramelfringe:

offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
cripplingdebt:

lumos5001:

this is why snails were created


I hope he has a good day at work.

goldenfleeces:

can someone just delete weheartit